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from xkcd
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Now take away the box and two wheels and add adrenaline.
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What do you mean evolution? We were put here like this. With cars and all. Didn't you know? Jesus had a sweet Challenger, while Moses tore around the desert for 40 years in an awesome Mustang.
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Dude, get your facts straight. Jesus drove an Accord.
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Jesus would be a MOPAR man
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LIES everyone know Moses wouldn't get caught dead in any non-aquatic conveyance.
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Whenever I see this picture I wonder why Jesus is only 5 feet tall.
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Reminds me when I was about ten playing outside with the neighbors. One much younger kid said something about how God made all of our houses. I told him that people made them, and he got really angry and ran off to tell his mom for some reason.
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So Amphibicar?
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Twist: Young Rainbow Dash and neighbors lived in rock formations.
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variant.
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people were shorter 2000 years ago
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I thought I read somewhere that he was estimated to be 6 feet tall so I went looking for it, but it turns out it was all based on bullshit and the Turin shroud.
Most archaeologists agree that he would have been around the average height of the time and area of 5'1"
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Kinda' tiny Jesus at that! I heard folks were smaller back then though.